r2–d2: “ Eddies Gone North ”
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katieinrunderland: “princesconsuela: “greatleapforwards: “um what the hell happened to chandler” he turned into a strong confident woman ” Just like his father ”

polyteleology:

sunteaflower:

We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.

I want to frame this and put it next to my computer.

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thefollowinggifs:

this is amazing

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The Signs as High Thoughts
  • Aries: If I think in my own voice, does my dog think in his own barks?
  • Taurus: What are snails even trying to do
  • Gemini: Mars is populated entirely by robots
  • Cancer: If Obama was the president of Kenya, he would be their first white president
  • Leo: Everyday, someone on Earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day
  • Virgo: Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen more naked ladies than all of my ancestors combined
  • Libra: When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.
  • Scorpio: The first teacher ever didn't go to school
  • Sagittarius: I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that's how it works
  • Capricorn: Cup holders are cups for cups
  • Aquarius: My stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
  • Pisces: I wonder what my dog named me
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mostlyitaly: “Sciacca, Sicily by tango- on Flickr. ”
wedding vows
  • me: your ass belongs to me now
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stephlilliana: ““😍😍 ” Gorgeous man! ”
ahn-f: “DO NOT DISTURB ”